While I was ringing a customer up at work today and he asked very politely for a dark roast pour over since we weren’t brewing it anymore. Alright, sure, no problem. I start getting the brewing stuff ready and he stops me and says, “Are you going to church this Sunday?” Not wanting to offend him by flat out saying no, I said, “Oh haha, probably not.” This man looked so betrayed. “What do you mean probably not? Why wouldn’t you go? A man died on the cross FOR YOU and YOU can’t even go to church FOR HIM?” All I could do is smile and apologize.
I dislike customers sometimes.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*