alaskaroths:

This is really all I want in a relationship

alaskaroths:

This is really all I want in a relationship

doublereedspectre:

fuzzy-potato:

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

This is the kind of movie Gus would have wanted to be in.


I.. no, we all want this.

doublereedspectre:

fuzzy-potato:

waltsherlockwho:

lizziemcganja:

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Make John Green find the thing?

This is the kind of movie Gus would have wanted to be in.

I.. no, we all want this.

thenimbus:

That’s just an expensive cat heater

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

vixyish:

wolverxne:

Freddy The Fox by: [Rob Lee]

Photographers note: "This brave fox wandered up on our porch. He's half cat, half dog, and all cute. When the fox first came for a visit we instantly named it "Freddy the Fox." But after we got to know it we found out Freddy is actually Frederica."

BABYYYYYY

(You can still call Frederica “Freddy”!)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

zombeautiful:

OctoEVERYTHING.

janbird:

This is the best thing to have ever happened in the history of ever

janbird:

This is the best thing to have ever happened in the history of ever

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

thecolorffooff:

who summon me

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)